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You’ve found the perfect present for a certain special someone, and now you only need a touch of flair? There’s nothing like a cute, funny greeting card to add some cheer to any special occasion - from Christmas to birthdays and anniversaries. And here at Quirksy, we have just the type.

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You’ve found the perfect present for a certain special someone, and now you only need a touch of flair? There’s nothing like a cute, funny greeting card to add some cheer to any special occasion - from Christmas to birthdays and anniversaries. And here at Quirksy, we have just the type.

The Funniest Birthday Cards Online

The day when one is born has to be spent in style - and why not do it with a unique gift card?

Let The Cake Murder Begin Birthday Card is truly one of the greats, and people’s hearts always melt when they get the I Love You With A Nice Big Chunk. Tired of the same person having a birthday every year, over and over again? Let them know with an I’m So Special Birthday Card - we’re sure they’ll take it lightly.

If You’re Looking For Unexpected And A Little Sassy…

The special someone you’re gifting knows you love them, right?

So why not sprinkle a helping of nonchalance and hilarity to the mix - if you know they can take it?

We introduce our all-time favorites - The Selfish Dick Birthday Card for the, eh, selfish d***, the Congrats On Your Poop Card to give your congratulations when they’re due, or the simple, but classic Ya Filthy Animal Card.

That too wordy for you? No worries, we still have the Fuck You Card - always the elegant solution for any occasion.

The Perfect Greeting Cards For Family

The Dad and Mum Rooted For You Card is perfect for both grown up children, and so is the Want to surprise your parents with a heartfelt card? The Hey Mum Thanks For The Decades Card will definitely let her know you love her just as much, and you can show your appreciation for her just as well with a Hey Mum, You Remember That Time You Raised Me Card.

On the other hand, we bet you can make your dad tear up with a You Are Aproximately The Best Card, or mess with him a little with a pair of You’re So Fucking Old Balloons.

On The Subject Of Funny Balloons…

Balloons have the ability to make anyone’s day - top them with a funny statement and you have a real party winner. Our personal favorites include the Arsehole Balloons, perfect for friends with an attitude (you can go with the Erectile Dysfunction Support Group Balloons for a male friend as well, but it’s not for the faint of heart).


Actually, when it comes to balloons, you can keep as simple (It’s Your Birthday) and as nice (World’s Greatest Human) as you like - or as sassy (Good Riddance and This Party Sucks).

The choice is yours, so have fun with it!

Order The Funniest Greeting Cards & Gift Cards Online At Quirksy!

Take a look at our hilarious selection and you’ll see that we have something for any occasion - from pregnancy announcements with a Human Inside A Human Card and anniversaries with the Approximate Number Of Years Card, to the I Get A Strange Feeling In My Pants When I See You - for no occasion whatsoever!

Pick the ones that make you laugh the most, top it with a cute balloon - like the Generic Celebratory Balloons if you’re feeling lazy, and voila! You’re good to go. We offer same day shipping, and it’s free of charge for orders over $59, anywhere in Australia!