Retired As Fuck Men's Crew Socks – BlueQ
Product Description
Calling all legendary blokes who’ve clocked out for good—these ‘Retired As Fuck’ men's crew socks from BlueQ are a cheeky trophy for your new, work-free life. Let your feet do the talking at brekkie, on the green, or while you’re snoring in front of the telly. With bold lettering and plenty of tongue-in-cheek attitude, these funny socks make a cracking gag gift or a personal treat for heroes embracing the slow lane. Crafted for comfort and packed with personality, they keep you cosy as you live your best retired life, socks up and stress down!
Level up your novelty sock drawer or surprise a mate who’s traded spreadsheets for sleep-ins—the joke never gets old. Grab a pair and flaunt your freedom, or collect more hilarious sock quotes for every mood!
- Fits men’s shoe sizes US 7–12 for all-round legend status
- 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, 3% spandex for soft comfort
- Premium BlueQ quality for everyday wear
- Bold ‘Retired As Fuck’ statement for laughs
- Perfect gift for retirements or a personal celebration
- Easycare novelty socks—machine washable
Fancy another? Browse our full BlueQ socks collection and put your feet up in style.
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At Quirksy, we’re curators of joy, delivering quirky homeware and unique gift ideas that transform everyday moments into extraordinary experiences. Based in the heart of Sydney, we specialize in bringing one-of-a-kind gifts that spark joy and add a touch of whimsy to your home.
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