Adult

Filter
  • tea

Parties, celebrations, birthdays – these are all great occasions for surprising the adults in your life.

Well, the adults who can take a joke with something made just for grown-ups.

So, why not surprise them with something sarcastic, cheeky, or even rude? After all, you’re dealing with adults who’ve been in your life for many years, so a naughty gift will only add more fun to the party and maybe embarrass the gift recipient… and that’s exactly what you want, right?

8 products

Parties, celebrations, birthdays – these are all great occasions for surprising the adults in your life.

Well, the adults who can take a joke with something made just for grown-ups.

So, why not surprise them with something sarcastic, cheeky, or even rude? After all, you’re dealing with adults who’ve been in your life for many years, so a naughty gift will only add more fun to the party and maybe embarrass the gift recipient… and that’s exactly what you want, right?

Celebrate With a Naughty Adult Baloon

The power of words is immense, and that’s exactly what we have to offer – balloons with both inappropriate and appropriate messages made especially for adults. Let’s start with the inappropriate ones since that’s why you’re here anyway.

Is the friend you want to embarrass throwing a party or celebrating something special? You can’t go wrong with the Arshole balloons. Want to tell him or her what you think about the party he or she is hosting? The This Party Sucks balloons will do the trick so you won’t have to say it out loud.

How about a special birthday balloon? You can’t go wrong with the So Fucking Old balloons, since, he or she is definitely a year older. Or maybe you want to show your indifference about the special day, sarcastically of course? The Generic Celebratory Balloons will convey the message.

Now we get to the balloons with sweet… we mean appropriate messages. With the We Love You balloons you’ll tell your adult friend how much you love having him or her in your life and instantly make their day better. How about a message for the best person you’ve met? Make the World’s Greatest Human a part of your gift and he or she will certainly get the message.

We have other balloons with quirky messages, so make sure to check them out and choose the most appropriate, or in this case, the most inappropriate ones for your adult friend to appreciate (or not).

Rude Novelty Socks

Take the boredom out of socks and give your adult female friend a pair with an adult message she’ll love to wear. But, what makes these messages adult? The swear words, of course.

Take a look at the Carpe the Fuck Out of This Diem and The Universe is a Dick socks. They send an adult message alright. If you want a pair with a more specific message, we’ve got plenty of those as well. The You Crafty Bitch socks would make the perfect gift for the adult who loves Pinterest, has an Etsy store, or is simply into arts and crafts, while the My Cat is As Cool as Fuck and My Dog is as Cool as Fuck socks will be very appreciated by any pet owner in your life.

But wait, we’ve got some awesome socks for the male adults you’re shopping for as well, like the Take No Shit and I Gave a Fuck Once pairs.

These quirky socks with hilarious messages are guaranteed to inspire a laugh or two - which is the whole point of gift-giving, right?

For the adult gamer who still spends hours every day playing his favorite game, the Fuck Off I’m Gaming socks will surely become his favorite piece of clothing. If you really don’t know what to get your adult friend, the Worst Gift Ever socks might become the best gift he’s received that day and he’ll surely appreciate your honesty.

The Sassiest Wallets and Purses

We also have some wallets and purses with hilarious designs for any adult in your life. The Please Don’t Fuck With My Shit zipper pouch sends a direct message to anyone who sees it, in a polite and adult way, of course. How about a zipper pouch with a straightforward message for the adult whose drink of choice has always been the mighty beer? He or she will surely appreciate the Beer Money pouch and the fact that you really know what they needed, of course.

What if he or she is a cannabis lover?

The Weed Money zipper pouch will definitely become their favorite accessory, and if you want to take this gift to the next level, include a small grinder inside, that will surely be a great surprise.

We’ve got plenty of other interesting gifts for adults with fun and quirky messages, like our Breath Sprays and Gums or Hand Sanitizers and Wet Wipes that are everything but boring. Check out our other categories and if you find a couple of small gifts that you think that special adult will like, you can even combine them and create the ultimate adult gift basket anyone would die to receive.  

Order the Best Adult Gifts at Quirksy Today

Did you find what you were looking for? We’re sure you did, so place an order today and we’ll ship the product immediately if you’re anywhere in Australia or New Zealand. If your order costs more than $59, the shipping will be free of charge! For more details please see our shipping information.