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With so many holidays and special occasions every single year, finding the perfect greeting card to say congratulations or express your best wishes to a special someone can be very challenging.

Wait, did we say it CAN be challenging? We actually meant it WAS challenging since now you have the Urban Attitude cards and balloons perfect for any occasion, from Christmas and Valentine’s Day, to birthdays, anniversaries, parties, and more!

Now you can make someone’s special day even better, by simply throwing in a quirky card or balloon to the presents pile. They can feature funny designs ranging from cheeky and clever, to amusing and wacky, even hilariously rude for those who can take a joke.

Urban Attitude Cards

The Urban Attitude card collection is hilarious. Here you’ll find a card for any type of humour, so all you have to do is blow it up and brighten someone’s day.

Looking for a Christmas card? How about the Stick Your Xmas Up You’re A*** card or the Fuck Xmas card? You’ll get even the grumpiest of persons cracking at least a smile. The Let’s Get Pissed…mas card is perfect for the friend you’re planning to get wasted with, while the It’s Christmas, We Should F*** card will surely cheer your partner up, and maybe even help you score that evening.

Is there a birthday coming up? The I’m So Special card will surely let the birthday person know they’ve found yet another way to make that day all about them…how selfish. The Socially Obliged card, on the other hand, will make you seem like an ass for feeling obliged to give the person in question a card on that special day…sealed with the “I hate you” badge, how nice of you.

Want to tell your partner how much you love them on your anniversary or Valentine’s Day, but in a funny way? With the Approximate Number of Years card you’ll do just that, and it’ll be hilariously cute - just don’t forget to include a gift, just to be on the safe side.


Urban Attitude Balloons

Want to cheer someone up with some funny balloons? Now you can.

Since birthdays are one of those rare days when you can make fun of someone’s advancing age, the So Fucking Old balloons will do just that. You can accompany them with the We Love You balloons and all will be forgiven for sure.

Both the World’s Greatest Human and the Generic Celebratory Balloons will work on any occasion, while the Erectile Dysfunction Support Group balloons are perfect for…well, you’ll think of someone for sure.

Order the Perfect Urban Attitude Gift Today!

We have plenty of other cheeky and rude greeting cards and balloons, so check them all out and we’re sure you’ll find something you won’t be able to resist! We’ll ship it the same day you make the purchase if you’re anywhere in Australia or New Zealand, and if your order costs more than $59, we’ll even do it for free.

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With so many holidays and special occasions every single year, finding the perfect greeting card to say congratulations or express your best wishes to a special someone can be very challenging.

Wait, did we say it CAN be challenging? We actually meant it WAS challenging since now you have the Urban Attitude cards and balloons perfect for any occasion, from Christmas and Valentine’s Day, to birthdays, anniversaries, parties, and more!

Now you can make someone’s special day even better, by simply throwing in a quirky card or balloon to the presents pile. They can feature funny designs ranging from cheeky and clever, to amusing and wacky, even hilariously rude for those who can take a joke.

Urban Attitude Cards

The Urban Attitude card collection is hilarious. Here you’ll find a card for any type of humour, so all you have to do is blow it up and brighten someone’s day.

Looking for a Christmas card? How about the Stick Your Xmas Up You’re A*** card or the Fuck Xmas card? You’ll get even the grumpiest of persons cracking at least a smile. The Let’s Get Pissed…mas card is perfect for the friend you’re planning to get wasted with, while the It’s Christmas, We Should F*** card will surely cheer your partner up, and maybe even help you score that evening.

Is there a birthday coming up? The I’m So Special card will surely let the birthday person know they’ve found yet another way to make that day all about them…how selfish. The Socially Obliged card, on the other hand, will make you seem like an ass for feeling obliged to give the person in question a card on that special day…sealed with the “I hate you” badge, how nice of you.

Want to tell your partner how much you love them on your anniversary or Valentine’s Day, but in a funny way? With the Approximate Number of Years card you’ll do just that, and it’ll be hilariously cute - just don’t forget to include a gift, just to be on the safe side.


Urban Attitude Balloons

Want to cheer someone up with some funny balloons? Now you can.

Since birthdays are one of those rare days when you can make fun of someone’s advancing age, the So Fucking Old balloons will do just that. You can accompany them with the We Love You balloons and all will be forgiven for sure.

Both the World’s Greatest Human and the Generic Celebratory Balloons will work on any occasion, while the Erectile Dysfunction Support Group balloons are perfect for…well, you’ll think of someone for sure.

Order the Perfect Urban Attitude Gift Today!

We have plenty of other cheeky and rude greeting cards and balloons, so check them all out and we’re sure you’ll find something you won’t be able to resist! We’ll ship it the same day you make the purchase if you’re anywhere in Australia or New Zealand, and if your order costs more than $59, we’ll even do it for free.