Keep it clean, guys. Quirksy is a safe space.

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Keep it clean, guys. Quirksy is a safe space.

If you ever thought that buying someone a bar of soap is the most uninspired thing you’ve ever heard of - think again. At Quirksy we pride ourselves on delivering funny in all shapes and sizes, and courtesy of genius companies like Blue Q and Duke Cannon - soap is no exception.

The funniest soaps money can buy

Want your special gift to inspire a mix of feelings? Our funny soaps will definitely get something between heartfelt laughter and moderate embarrassment. The Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Soap is always an excellent solution. If you’re looking for something else that implies bad hygiene check out our lavatory mists as well or our one-and-only Fishy Fingers bar.

You can also send the right message with a bar like the Hey Girl Hey Soap, show your appreciation for women’s empowerment with the Mother Fucking Girl Power Soap (and quite bluntly, at that) or your nonchalance with the I Say Fuck It Soap.

The right bar of soap for anyone

At Quirksy, we cater to the needs of every type of person out there, and our offer of soaps is no different. From the You’re So Damn Pretty Soap for the beautiful, the Hello I’m Antisocial Soap for the antisocial, to the Soul Sister Soap for your soul sister. Our soaps simply prove that with the right message, you can teach anybody how to take a compliment.

If all those options still don’t work for you, don’t worry, we have more: Hellraiser Soap for that person with a wicked streak, or Hey Flawless Soap if absolutely nothing else works - and that’s the kind that nobody will ever turn down.  

If you’re going for cute but slightly cringy we suggest the I Love You, Can I Pet You, Is That Weird, Soap or the Isn't It Nice We Hate The Same Things Soap - both will work exceptionally well.

And last but not least - some manly ideas for the gentlemen out there: the Big Ass Brick of Soap - Naval Supremacy is a tried and tested classic, and we’re sure that it can be his new favorite, especially if he’s a man who doesn’t like his skincare dainty.

Order The Funniest Soap Bars Online At Quirksy!

Found the perfect funny bar of soap? Throw in a greeting card and you’re good to go! We offer free, same day shipping for orders over $59, anywhere in Australia, so we’re good for some last-minute shopping.

So, have fun, browse away, and put our excellent services to the tests. Our hot customer service is here to help if you have any issues or inquiries.